
Monthly Phases
Full Moon
July 29th 6th degree Aquarius
Man, random people tell me the weirdest things sometimes. Like one morning at work I learned there’s cat pee in some expensive brands of cologne. It’s not every fragrance, but I think I remember a daily radio show telling me that Obsession by Calvin Klein has some of the “magical” substance in it. Apparently, it’s so wildly powerful, cat researchers spray it on their remote trail cameras to attract elusive jungle beasts. I guess there's a derivative from Civet urine that’s irresistible to females both human and feline alike. Hopefully they use a synthesized form and don’t have to try and manually collect the actual ingredient. I can only imagine how that process would be done. All pissing around aside, the Aquarius Full Moon is great for many things. Ancient farmers would use the extra light and physical energy to stay out tending to their crops. Today’s farmers are up just as late but don’t have to work nearly as hard. New age food growers spend their hours fixing fancy schmancy equipment and dealing with government regulations or paperwork. If you get a case of insomnia for a couple nights don’t just lie in bed. Even if you’re just binging out on video games, get up and do something. It’s especially productive to work on that brilliant idea you’ve just had. Nights like these are when that stroke of genius hits. This is when you discover a great way to improve your Moonshine still.
Cliche astrology always describes Aquarius as rebellious and destined to break free from restrictions. Try telling your boss or other controlling forces to kick rocks. Just remember your erratic behavior will easily cause more problems than your resources can solve. Aquarius is also extremely eccentric and peculiar like none other. If you feel like being a complete oddball or doing something wildly different, then do so. Maybe inspiration comes from someone or something outside your normal social circle. A complete stranger may open your eyes to the world. My favorite suggestion is to figure out how you can turn a hobby into something profitable. Find something you love and develop a way to make money doing it. Set some plans for your definitive goals and how you can accomplish them. Try to attain things that will better society as a whole and not just yourself as an individual. Put your ideals into improving your community and working within groups. Consider emailing a political official about a topic you're passionate towards. It’s kinda fun to piss and moan to the mayor, and the more you discover how the government actually functions, the more you’ll be disappointed. People who can find a way to challenge themselves intellectually will see that it in turn inspires them to challenge themselves physically. You can accomplish things you never thought possible. Like when you decide to go for a three mile run at three in the morning.
New Moon
July 14th 21st degree Cancer
When I was a child my chubby little buddy, all stuffed with fluff, Winnie the Pooh instilled me with something very important. He taught me the philosophy that home is where your honey is. You know, that little nook somewhere in the 100 acre woods that makes you more comfortable than anywhere else. For most people it’s tucked away in the seclusion of their own home. Others, especially those Sagittarius traits, must get out and about in order to experience their inner peace. Whatever your preference, this lunation is a time to look within yourself and deal with things directly affecting your closest environment. That means people, possessions, or feelings. Imagine you’re a crab at low tide. When the water recedes they all hunker down and stay safe, anxiously anticipating the next flood. Work on your burrow over the coming few days and you’ll have a more desirable living space when you need one again. I suggest simply cleaning up your food scraps and dirty laundry. Start with basic chores then work your way up. I’ll throw in cleaning your bathroom as well. Especially make sure to wipe off all the nastiness around your toilet. Did you check the house placement for this New Moon? If not, do so now. That’s the area of life you’ll feel the most content with. That’s where you’re going to want to naturally retreat when things get tough. Or, it’s where trauma and drama from the past forces its way onto the table. This is because every New Moon is a time to focus on your inward self both physically and spiritually. If demons are haunting you it’s because you haven’t dealt with them properly yet.
Inner reflection is the key theme for every New Moon. This particular alignment is intended for developing how you take care of yourself through your immediate environment. Step one of this process is identifying what you need on an emotional level in order to succeed on a material level. Like organizing your toolbox or decorating your office. The more comfortable you feel in your surroundings the more you’ll be able to accomplish in your projects. Another important thing to analyze is what you’re consuming and how it’s influencing your body. Eating and drinking like garbage equals looking and feeling like garbage. Remember, what you consume isn’t limited to what goes in your mouth. Everything absorbed through your eyes, ears, and nose will also affect how you’re functioning. These are all things people often overlook about their health. Go huff some paint for twenty minutes and you’ll understand better when you’re done. Drugs and alcohol are definitely in this realm as well. If you need cosmic inspiration to sober up, then this is it. Exercise, or lack thereof, is next on your personal analysis list. Even if you simply work up a sweat by going through old boxes it’s important to raise your heartbeat and the blood pumping through your veins. Relive long lost memories and finally weed away old junk at the same time. Cancer is known as the sign of the nurturing mother and loves nostalgia. The Moon rules this domain and her energies are quite profound here. Aroused psychic receptors enhance your sensitivity allowing you to pick up on the nonverbal cues others give off. You can tell deep down something is wrong with someone no matter how many times they tell you they’re fine. Momma bear instincts might make you seem oppressive or protective, but there’s nothing but the best intentions in mind. Just make sure there aren’t any accidental injuries through incidental contact. Sometimes you won’t realize the size or strength of your claws and cause unintended wounds.